I DIE DIE DIE DIE!! INSPIRED!

A fashion house should know they are great when an adrodgynous princess like me enjoys both womenswear and menswear! I still can't believe I have yet to invest one of Riccardo Tisci's Givenchy pieces. The menswear is AMAZING! The print is outlandish and at the same time wearable for any type of man. Mariacarla Boscono and Natalia Vodianova looks perfect with the men. I need to save up. Givenchy, you are my pick for Spring's inspiration!

P.S. and those studded footwear! DIE!

Say No To The Multi-Tasking Model. Just Pose And Look Sexy.

Remember MTV's "House of Style"? Remember how monotonous Cindy Crawford was? When I was younger, the only person who had able was my uncle and my grandma who lived across the street. I was knew fashion from the younger days having a beauty queen grandma who lived with my gay uncle. Lots of blowed-out bangs, Gianni Versace, and wine-colored turtlenecks. I wouls always stay with my grandma and watch "House of Style" while she tended to her garden. That sounds like every gay boy's life in the 90's.




My favorite segment of the show was Mike Campbell (a D&G favorite around the '96-'96 era) and his quirky interviews with male supermodels like Mark Van Der Loo, Alex Lundqvist, Gelati, and Jason Lewis (you may know him as Smith Jerrod from "Sex & The City"). Remember fashion's peak?! STYLE! Oh, how I miss it...

Yummy Yummy Screw: Anthony Gallo Edition

Let's just say that I have a broad taste in men. Anthony Gallo is a yummy piece of chocolate. You may know him in Rihanna's "Take A Bow" video. But this guy finally broke through in DSquared's show for S/S '09. So delish. And now he's represented by Major Models, an agency known for their men's board that is equivalent to Greek statues.

The Fashionable Way To Be Regina George.

Girls, you know who that is? Right?! Me either. That my friends, is Stewart Bradley, NFL Linebacker for the Philidelphia Eagles. Following the footsteps of Sean Avery (Hockey Player who interned at Men's Vogue and opened many doors for him in the world of fashion), Bradley has accepted an interning position at Elle Magazine, focusing on his fashion career during the off season. At first I thought it was a big joke but then I read his blog recently and he made a great observation that rival's The Mean Girls/Regina George method:

“Having spent a few weeks in a nearly all-female office environment, I see that criticism is delivered in subtler ways (whatever people’s impressions are of fashion editors, there is no shouting here). My favorite is what I call it the 'criticism sandwich.' You’re probably asking yourself, 'What is a criticism sandwich?' but I’m willing to bet you hand out or receive these sandwiches all the time without realizing it. The CS (for short) is best described in an example. Let’s say Jane wants to tell Sally that the presentation she’s working on needs a better introduction. If Jane used a CS she might say something like, 'Sally, I loved the conclusion of your presentation, but the introduction needs some polish. And oh, what a cool necklace! Is it antique?' The only thing that Jane wanted to convey was that the introduction sucked, but by using the CS she gets her point across with less resistance (and fewer tears) from Sally.”


Although I'm sure he meant "vintage" rather than antique, he's...hate to say it. bangable now. Where can I line up? Come on...ProbsGay! Yeah, I dated a football player before. Enough said.

Yummy Yummy Screw: Richard Gutierrez Edition

Sausage Delight, indeed!

I was having a shiteous day at work, as usual, when I see old Filipino ladies screaming and I see camera flashes. And then I realize that the "Leonardo Dicaprio of the Philippines" was in the building. Yeah, I fagged out too. After that stint, I realized that the guys in my homeland are starting to look fuckin' hot. There have been times where my gaysian friends and I would talk about the cute boys, especially this teen heart throb, Richard Gutierrez. Trust me girls, he is way cuter then that pic (I just chose it because it said "sausage delight"). I'm not really into Filipino guys but he is "yummy yummy screw-worthy". And he has a twin brother who is a ProbsGay...but less cuter.

Okay, time to go back to bed. I'm still hungover.

Yummy Yummy Screw: Patrick Petitjean Edition

You won't get it at first but, this guy is delish. His name is Patrick Petitjean and he will definitely be the father of my children. He's been working since the 90's, obtaining the Calvin Klein campaign and resurfaced a couple of years ago in magazines with a beard. Very dapper. After landing the H&M F/W '08 campaign, he got more noticed and got the Prada campaign of that season. Yummy Yummy Screw, indeed, no?

New York Fashion Week Is Around The Corner...

I can't wait. The best of the best is gonna be walking. Designers, choose this guy. He'll do you good. I promise.







P.S. I LOVE my new Gucci shoes. Thanks, Beb.

I'd Still Fcuk Brandon Flowers Sans Mustache.

I woke up today craving an acid trip. A few minutes later, I see this video and acid crave NO MORE. It's like the video was thought up by a 7 year-old kid playing with He-Man mixed with his little sister's toys. Whatever, I'll still do Brandon Flowers.

Yummy Yummy Screw: Real World Edition

I've always had this fascination with straight guys potentially being a homo. But then again, every gay guy has that fascination. But when you're on TV (Reality TV at that!), the cute straight guy always has a "straight potentially gay" vibe to him. I'm sure the casting directors are probably...duh...gay.

What I'm trying to say is, why am I not on the Real World? They have never had a "Gay Asian Alcoholic Bitch Semi-Retired Slut Who Acts Like A Sassy Black Woman" on the show! I am like, SEVEN Real World Stereotypes in ONE! I have auditioned for the upcoming season and hopefully, they pick me. They need to! Call Me Back!

Anyways, this season has nutty nutjobs. And I feel like they should kick out the Tranny and replace me instead. So I can totally get up on this...



Oh yeah...



Ryan is a "ProbsGay" (Probably Gay, for you heteros out there). Why do I think he's a ProbsGay? Let's take a looky loo:

1. Didn't you see that .gif of him on the stripper pole?

2. Look at his Gay Face. He needs to overcome that. Or not.



3. He kissed a Tranny.



4. Double Whammy!: He was in the military.

5. He totally watched "Top Model" in Iraq. I mean, look at his ferosh pose.



6. He likes to sing to anyone who will hear him out. He did have that homosexual serenade with Chet on that washed up outdoor boat on the first episode.



7. He totally shows his feelings on the downlow. Using his military skills, eh? Don't Ask. Don't Tell. Well...kinda.



Anyways, all the men on the show are gay.



Post-Op Duh.



Double Duh. I totally had that Reality TV crush on him until...



Yeah...Umm..."Two bottoms don't make a top, honey."



DE-NIAL! Nice Body but, HELL TO THE NO!



Flaming!



AND TACKY!

He swears he's straight. That's utter bull. One minute, you're wearing eyeliner. And next minute, you're probably gonna make yourself a ReReHat.





So please Real World, pick me to be on Season 22. I need to live my lifelong dream to be the Reality TV Bitch who gets wasted and sits on a face like this...

Yummy Yummy Screw: Milan Fashion Week Edition!

It's Men's Fashion Week in Milan and no one beats the Italians when it comes to Menswear. They always combine classic tailoring with effortless looking glamour. And every season, I always anticipate Dolce&Gabbana's shows. They're always consistent with great stage sets, musics, and of course CLOTHES! But this year really didn't anything for me and last season was lackluster also.

Maybe my views of their collection will change when they mass produce their Prêt-à-Porter. But what really got me hooked was...


Thomaz De Oliveira! Now I must say, YUMMY YUMMY SCREW!

I Don't Care If White Men Can't Jump.

Seriously, I get attracted to weird things. Things you would never really see me getting attracted to. In this case, I think I fell in love with New York based multi-media artist and full-time "wigger", Brian Kenny. Dee-lish!

I need me a wigger. Wait, what the hell am I saying? What the fuck is wrong with me?

Ohh that's right, he's fine. So, if any of ya'll have a thug friend, tell em to call me.